Hello again Denisonians. Today we delve into one of our favorite past times. Hacking.
Hacking is a bit of an esoteric art in that few understand how to truly effect someone when hacking. What exactly hacking can do? You will not know, but we do. We have befriended those in our community who have taught us these arts, and thus we are able to purloin dirty emails such as the one below:
Good afternoon! I wanted to touch base with you in regards to some concerns that have come up.
- I know that Security stopped by this morning to request that the yard be cleaned up due to discarded trash and beer cans. I am aware that some effort was made to meet this request.
- I know that Garret Moore and Laurie Neff stopped by the house around 1:20pm to talk with you about the need to keep alcohol off the porches--several of your guests were observed with alcohol. It's my understanding that this gathering was supposed to have been 12-15 of your senior friends. This request was met with some compliance.
- I stopped by the house at around 2:30pm with Garret Moore and found 3 underage men on the porch, at the house. When they saw us approach, they went into the house for a moment and then left to go to the game. Each of them was carrying a red solo cup with orange juice.
- I noted the porch of the house to be littered with discarded beer cans and cups. I also noted an empty bottle of vodka, a bottle of vodka that was about 1/5 of the way full and an entire bottle of vodka sitting on a table, on the porch. There were also several unopened cans of beer (Natural Light).
I'd like to remind each of you about the importance of finishing the semester well. We've discussed on a number of occasions the resources you have available and the expectations of what should or should not happen in the house. It's my hope that we will not have to address these concerns again, though I would like to make you aware that a number of concerned staff are discussing what-if scenarios. Please let me know if you have any questions.
~Kristan
Throughout the remainder of this literary society's life, we shall use hacking and the online world of communication to disseminate our findings, as well as a medium for free speech. What you have just read is only one of the pathetic emails sent from Kristen Hausman to the 2011-2012 ladies of Shannon house. The only thing we can agree on is 'discussing what-if scenarios' :)
Not only does this email display Kristan's level of unprofessionalism (Natural Light), but also allows the Denison population into a day of the life of Shannon tenants. These people have gifted us with open doors -- a place where students can get together and let off steam from the week, yet have been conjured up as threats or dangers in the eyes of administration. Administrative heads must realize these issues are not only the tenants' or students' problem, nor are they being solved by moving students out of these facilities.
How many Juniors are returning from abroad only to be moved back into Crawford already? We know you say that the restored Phi Gamma Delta house will help, but that is beside the point - you all still have forcibly taken away our living spaces time and time again. Haven't you learned that doesn't work? That just means more people packed into a tiny sunset room, more freshman getting drunk in their room and more people blacking out behind closed doors. Way to go Denison.
Not only has Kristan Hausman embarrassed her place of employment through this email, but she has embarrassed herself through such plain and highly unintelligent writings. Kristan, you must also realize that wearing crocs and sweatpants to work is not okay, no matter what the weather is like. In such a society as our own, the what ifs will not find this permissible.
Kristan, today we ask that you consider your resignation as soon as possible. You have never helped this University, and you are not qualified professionally to be a part of our community. Your mental capacity to take on such issues has not ever shone through, thus we must as you to leave. If indeed you would like to work in the kitchen or picking up trash, we may accept your request, but let us speak for the student population in saying that you are highly, highly unfavored by students.
Kristan, we wanted to thank you for serving as a first on a long list of corrupt and folly administration that shall be revealed. We know you received this note because we sent the same one to your house and your email. No matter how long you deny it to your peers and co-workers, we know you have seen this post.
Students, you may support the housing movement this through this facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/events/315698121829912/
Pest Number II? Here we come, Greggy.
Jeers,
The What Ifs
Throughout the remainder of this literary society's life, we shall use hacking and the online world of communication to disseminate our findings, as well as a medium for free speech. What you have just read is only one of the pathetic emails sent from Kristen Hausman to the 2011-2012 ladies of Shannon house. The only thing we can agree on is 'discussing what-if scenarios' :)
Not only does this email display Kristan's level of unprofessionalism (Natural Light), but also allows the Denison population into a day of the life of Shannon tenants. These people have gifted us with open doors -- a place where students can get together and let off steam from the week, yet have been conjured up as threats or dangers in the eyes of administration. Administrative heads must realize these issues are not only the tenants' or students' problem, nor are they being solved by moving students out of these facilities.
How many Juniors are returning from abroad only to be moved back into Crawford already? We know you say that the restored Phi Gamma Delta house will help, but that is beside the point - you all still have forcibly taken away our living spaces time and time again. Haven't you learned that doesn't work? That just means more people packed into a tiny sunset room, more freshman getting drunk in their room and more people blacking out behind closed doors. Way to go Denison.
Not only has Kristan Hausman embarrassed her place of employment through this email, but she has embarrassed herself through such plain and highly unintelligent writings. Kristan, you must also realize that wearing crocs and sweatpants to work is not okay, no matter what the weather is like. In such a society as our own, the what ifs will not find this permissible.
Kristan, today we ask that you consider your resignation as soon as possible. You have never helped this University, and you are not qualified professionally to be a part of our community. Your mental capacity to take on such issues has not ever shone through, thus we must as you to leave. If indeed you would like to work in the kitchen or picking up trash, we may accept your request, but let us speak for the student population in saying that you are highly, highly unfavored by students.
Kristan, we wanted to thank you for serving as a first on a long list of corrupt and folly administration that shall be revealed. We know you received this note because we sent the same one to your house and your email. No matter how long you deny it to your peers and co-workers, we know you have seen this post.
Students, you may support the housing movement this through this facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/events/315698121829912/
Pest Number II? Here we come, Greggy.
Jeers,
The What Ifs